Unwanted Help

"Well you see I'm bored. So I decided to have some fun by improving your life."

"And what the hell does that have to do with me being a women?" you yell at her.

"Well you were a male," she replies. "And I can't see why any one would want to be one. I mean I would never want to be. So I fixed that for you. No need to thank me, I'm going to be here helping you for the rest of your life."