Oops, wrong person!

Just then, a mirror panel opens and a man walks through. He is smartly dressed in a charcoal suit and neat little sunshades.

"Hey! You're not Ted?"

"Damn right I'm not! Who are you and what the hell am I doing here?"

"Well..."

"And you better tell me why I'm female as of four minutes ago!"

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