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gambler

a old lady fury creature finds you and cash's you in you end up being stuffed in to the chip counter the wizard seeks you out and then a puff of smoke and now your a bed sheet in a slezzy hotel room in which a porn flick isbeing flimed well the poor smuck is still trying to figure out whats going on this is nuts first im me then im a chimp then a poker chip now a bed sheet this is crazy. as your thoguyhts race through your mind you are feeling preasure of some one on you you hear the uh and oh my gods and please dont stop its so huge then you hear the word cut both actors get up and dress . you breath easy now but you know its coming there is no doubt in your mind its coming but what is coming the film crew is leaving the room after they leave a couple enter the room and start doing the wild thing then you notice the couple is the girl chimp you were with and some gorila

you get insanely jelious your so mad you manage to turn your self back in to the chimp you started off with in the first place

there you beat the hell out of the gorila . the wizard eats a doughnut and turns you back in to the sheet where another couple comes in and dose the nasty on you . its around 11 am you notice like a fast food joint your just as busy the boss secratery afairs and the cheating wifes and so on finely its 1 pm house keeping comes in and pulls you off the bed anad toss's you in to a laundry ben from there you are wheeled to the laundry room you think to your self you got to be kidding your tossed into the washer and washed then placed in a dryer just as the dryer stops the cosmic wizard drinks a bud light burps andwavs his handand poof your a man again or at least human at any rate your dizzy as hell climbing out of the dryer one of the maids ask you how you got there she has a sypathitic look on her face and calls oyu sweetie.

you simple say i dont know the women smiles and says it's that damn fool cross eyed cosmic wizard you look at her with the simple look of huh??

well dear at least you are human .

tell me dear where you a man or woamn when you where you?

i was a man you reply well thats good but did you all ways look like such a loser she asks? you think to your self how i would love to be out of here then the wizard becomes angry with the women and turns you in to a bowl of fruit you think to your self whats next. the great cross eyed cosmic wizard smiles as he sits on the tolit/throne and farts then smiles ahh i know just the thing

Written by cd morrison

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