@((-_-))@

You jump over the sofa and land by the controls. you see the big blue button and press it the ship turns into a big TV among other things and The white hole dissipers and then the ship turns back to normal. and there was much rejoicing also lister and friends are now on the heart of gold with you. but the rejoicing ended soon beacuse the white hole had been replaced with the death star and Red Dwarf has now turned into the starship Enterprise and the entire crew were on the ship too.

(Lister) What the smeg is that and what the smeg did red dwarf turn into?!

you tell them what they are.

(Kryton) Well this doesn't seem good.

(Cat) That we can agree on

(Tim) Me too

(Lister) Me 3

(Ford) Me 4

etc. The Death star starts to charge its laser. it fires and destroys the Enterprise exept for the warp engines which then drift about and somehow attach to the heart of gold.

(Cat) hey guys wasen't all of our stuf back on red dwarf.

(Lister) Smeg your right cat no more chicken venderlu *goes into a feedle position*

(Kryton) All my spare heads.

(Cat) All 500 of my suits.

(Rimmer) All my ... acually i didn't really have anything

Trillian Walks in

(Cat) Things are looking up already yowza!!

(Trillian) *Slaps Cat* Pervert.

Eddie notifies the group that the warp engines are ready for use

(Zaphod & Ford) Whats a Warp engine?

(Kryton) according to my data banks a warp engine is a engine that lets a starship travel at warp speeds.

(Zaphod & Ford) We knew that.

Meanwhile you notice that the Death star is charging its wepons and you tell everyone.

(Lister) Smeg!!! What are we gonna do?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Written by Blade

Run like Hell!!

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