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You sit down on a couch and you see a jar of peanut butter

sitting on the table, so you start eating it. But as you

look closely at the jar, it says, "DANGER!!! Radioactive. May

cause undesired results." below that it says, "We are not

responsible for any mutations, deaths, or questions on why

we sold you radioactive peanut butter. If you have any other

questions or comments, please call toll-free at

1-800-4-PEANUT. Thank you and goodbye." As you stare at

this strange label on a jar of peanut butter, you pick up

the phone and call them. An operator picks up and says,

"Hello, this is the Radioactive Peanut Butter Corporation,

how may I help you?" What do you say?

Written by Radioactive Peanut Butter Corporation

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