Not Liking it....

"Woah, girl!" You say. "We just met, and I don't even know your name!" She gets offended and slaps you in the face. Then she screams "Lose some weight, fatass!" as she walks away.

Well, you still need to go to the doctor's now. To find out what's wrong.

As you're walking towards the hospital, you notice a scale on the ground. Just out of curiousity, you step on the scale. Before Loki turned you into a human blimp, you weighed 160 lbs. with a 6 pack. The scale says you weigh 175 lbs. Your abs are completley hidden beneath your gut, you've got lovehandles growing, and you see a hit of a double chin in a store window.

While on the scale, you take out piece of gum and pop it into your mouth. you swallow it by mistake. To your horror, the scale says you gained 2 pounds when you swallowed the gum!

Written by donbozek

Run to the Hospital!

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