A short fight and a revelation.

You hastily fasten the blanket behind your back and square off against the attacker. As he leaps toward you with his sword, you grab a chair and block! The warrior grits his teeth in frustration and leans into the sword with both hands, forcing the chair into your heaving bosom. Before it can dislodge the blanket you laugh irridescently and duck down,performing a simple sumo move to trip the warrior and send him flying into some furniture.

"Who... who are you?" he moans, face covered with blood.

"She is the living flesh of the Chosen One, steeped in prophecy, couched in paradox." the wizard mutters cryptically as he enters.

"I am not!" you shout angrily. "I am no pawn of prophecy! I choose my own way, and I am free!"

Instead of answering, the wizard moves his hands in a funny motion and whispers something under his breath. Then he smiles at you sadly. "Ah. As I thought." he says. "You are already, and irrevocably, sealed to the future."

"What do you mean?" you ask. But you already know as well. Your memories of Petros just minutes ago, the words "no period for nine months" flashing through your head, the strange feeling you've been having "down there" these past few days...

"And yet you are still so horny..." the wizard smiles. "My my my, what a slut you are, dear."

"Oh my god!" you gasp. "I'm pregnant!"

There is a brief silence. Then the warrior says. "That's just great. As a way of celebrating this glorious occasion, might I possibly be spared?"

"No." the wizard says moodily, raising his staff above his head. "Now that you know too much you must die."

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