"Whoah."

"Now this is for real!" he adds.

This other human stands across the cave from you. He is six and a half feet tall, wears faded jeans, a red denim shirt over a "Slipknot" T-shirt, black sneakers, and microphones over his head. In his right hand he holds a beer, and in his left a smoking joint - in short, he looks like a typical Gen-Xer teleported in from a party.

"Hey, this place bites." he says. "Let's go back to Dave's house."

In spite of his bizzare nature you take comfort in the presence of another human being. "Dave's house?" you ask.

"Yeah, it's phatty." he says, walking up to you. "Just take a hit off the jay and you'll be beamin' there with me. Hey, nice armor. Do you like Korn?"

Written by Ryu

Waste the Punk
Korn???

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