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The Wizard Nods...

The Wizard raises one emerald eyebrow. "Human again, eh? That will be a difficult task, seeing as you are in an inanimate state currently."

You sink to the floor sadly. You'll never be humna! "...but..." the Wizard continues, "I will try it." You stand up straighter than before, excited that you will again be human.

"Now, I shall chant the mystical incantation. Five, six, seven, eight, Miley Cyrus's lyrics are far from great!"

KA-B;LAMMY!

You note your human hands...human legs...and cheese head. You can see, still, but your head is shaped like a rind of camembert, and you still use the word, "cheese" in certain circumstances.

"HOLY CHEESE!" But you don't say cheese, you say something more innapropriate.

Never mind; you can go on the Maury Povich show.


Written by Eliza Janssen

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