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You try to run away, but the burly man is much faster than you think. He sprints over and easily overtakes you. "Oi, where do you think you're going?" he says. He throws you onto his back and sprints like a mad demon. The wind whistles past your face and the world becomes a blur. Finally, he throws you onto the ground, in what seems to be the Swiss Mountains. "Peasants who don't pay their taxes have to pay their debts... by working in King Richard's Ski Resort!" You are now employed as the janitor and are in charge of cleaning out the outhouses.
Written by Dr. Strangelove
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