Why a Kumquat?

AUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!1 Oh crud, you think, I knew somthing bad would happen after I turned vegetarian, but nothing like this.

Suddenly, a large avocado followed by a ponderous amount of grapes, broccoli, cabbage, quince, zuccini, you name it- appeared.

"Vile, murderous veg- head" the avocado yelled."How can you devote your life to ripping poor, helpless vegitation from the ground!?" "you shall ba doomed to a kumquat's fate!!!"

The next thing you knew, you were staring up at a grocery-store light.

Written by Lady Jaxom

You try to cry but
you turn into cheese

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