You tell him and find out where you are

"I-it's a road..." you say. "A very big road." You can't believe yourself. You sound like a toddler. "I bet it's not as big as this one," said a guy about your age. He pointed to a road in the middle of a little village. The road was about as big as a sidewalk. It was a worn, dirt road, and (needless to say) there was one lone horse trotting contently down it, apparently unswayed by all the commotion. "Yeah..." you say. "Huge..." By this point you desperately want to know where you are. "Hey," you said. "Do you know where we are?" "What doth thou meaneth when thou sayeth... ...You?" He pronounced the word 'You' very carefully, as one does when they say a word for the first time. You sigh. "I meant, Doth thou knoweth where thine is?" "Oh yes, yes,!" He sighed. "Thine standeth in Tharbeken." "uhh... What?" "The great kingdom of Tharbeken!" It was clear that we were both exhausted with each other. "I've... never heard of it..." You sighed. This guy must be a nut.

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You find out that it's just some battle re-enactment from the Middle Ages

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