Exploding porpoises!

"I do want to know about it!", you say. The walrus leans conspiratorially toward you and whispers, "I sell exploding lima beans to Texan terrorists." He waits for the look of awe to fade briefly from your face as he shows one of the lima beans for authenticity. "Do you mean to tell me that YOU'RE the one?", you ask, incredulous. "Yes - I ... am the lima-bean-bomber of Tuskaloosa!" A flash of lightning and roll of thunder ensue whilst turkeys rain from the sky. Frantically, you grab a turkey and throw it at the walrus, who explodes, leaving only his left hip pocket.

Written by pher (edited by wanderer)

Jump in his pocket
Get a knife and stab him in the gullet

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