Duncan Roo's big crush!

"I'll help you deal with your 'boyfriend', Boomera! Do you know where he is?"

Suddenly, the ground shakes! You think it's an earthquake, but after a few seconds, it stops. Then it starts again!

Then, looming on the horizon, you see ... a hundred-foot-tall green kangaroo!!!

"BOOMERA, MY LOVE!", the monstrous marsupial thunders in a voice like an exploding H-bomb, "WHERE ARE YOU?!?"

"Er ... meet Duncan", whimpers Boomera, sliding lower in the seat.

Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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