Boomera vs the universe!

"My name's Boomera," she says, hopping into the back seat. "I'm on my way to Las Vegas." "Hope you don't become an "in the red" kangaroo!" You both laugh. "Actually I'm going because of this", she says, taking a poster from her pouch. It reads:

FANTASTIC FURRY FLURRY!

IF YOU'RE A FURRY* AND A FIGHTER, WE WANT
YOU! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BATTLE OTHER FURRIES
IN THE RING, AND BECOME THE FIRST FURRY FLURRY
CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE, COME TO LAS VEGAS ON
DECEMBER 5th 200_ AND LET THE FUR FLY!

$5,000,000 PRIZE FOR THE CHAMPION!

*Contestants with scales or feathers also included.

"What will you do with five million dollars, Boomera?", you ask, perplexed by any kangaroo going after that much moola.

"Oh, the money doesn't interest me", she tells you. "I'm doing it for the fame! When I'm furry champ all the male 'roos will be at my feet!"

"There'll certainly be a lot of room!", you quip. Her feet are huge! She giggles, wriggling her toes.

"So, how are my chances?", she asks you, giving you a calculating look. You look her up and down. She's quite tall, with brown fur (lighter on her muzzle and belly), a shock of red hair, and white paws with black claws. She's a bit plump, but has tons of energy.

"I think you're in with a good chance", you tell her.

"Really? Would you like to become my trainer? You'll get a major share of the prize money."

KER-CHING!!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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