But Beans aren't good for your heart

You let out a gigantic fart. Suddenly the hustle and bustle of the spaceship is gone as you realize that you've killed everyone on board. Not only that, your poisonous gas also causes mechanical failure. The spaceship splits apart and you are hurled into the emptiness of space.

Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

... and of course, get eaten by a grue.

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