Defend yourself!

The former trucker who is now a kangaroo looks at you with animal rage in his eyes. "He must be mad that he doesn't have pants on anymore!" you quickly surmise. Looking around quickly, you find a handy emergency kangaroo screen which is standard issue in all Majescamo Trucking Co. trucks, and you throw it at him as he advances on you. Luckily for the kangaroo, he knows where the release switch is on the screen and is able to deactivate the sucker in 10 seconds or less. But unluckily for him, in those 10 or less seconds, you manage to attract the attention of a nearby fowl, capture it, and manage to stuff it into his pouch as he comes close. In the ensuing scuffle, you are able to kick the both of them out of the cab and you zip off towards the horizon, even tho you will never get there. "Whew!" you think to yourself, wiping your brow with your third hand. "At last my troubles are just about under control. WAIT A MINUTE!!! Did that narrator just say THIRD HAND?!?!"

Written by Will Shakeyspear

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