Pee-yooo!!

Suddenly, Cher shows up and starts singing in a very manly voice. To shut her up, you throw a turnip into her ear and run her over in a Mercedes. But still she sings! So you load her into a Port-o-potty and throw it in a lake. And with that, she curses you to smell forever like her! The stench frightens the chickens and they run off, dragging your Mercedes.

"STOP!" you cry, but opening your mouth, you breathe in that disgusting Cher smell.

Written by Kumquat Cumquat (edited by wanderer)

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