The odd thing.

When he says "Hey, y'know what," you reply with " What? ". And he then says, "TIME TO DIE!" and becomes a hideous, lizard-like creature. You gasp and hold out your hands in defense - only to find javelins now clutched in them. You shrug slightly and throw both at the lizard-thing, causing it to die with relative speed. "Man, Dave's house would have been soooo much cooler," the slipknot-lizard gasps, before disappearing.

You are back in the cavern with the goblin things, in the metallic suit. "Ok. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" you yell. "Complicated, woman! We find you, unconscious, in our cave! We want you to kill opposers of us! Yes! KILL THEM! AHAHAH!" "Opposers..?" you wonder out loud. The goblin rolls his sloppy green eyes. "YES! OPPOSERS! People no like goblins much, but some really really really no like. These people, some are magic. Some hunt us. We want dead, yes kill them!" "But.. How did I become a woman?" you wonder out loud once more. The goblin looks thunderstruck. "WHAT YOU MEAN?! Were not you born woman?!" the goblin snarls. "Er.. no..." and with that, the Goblins are all killed with a bolt of lightning, and you find yourself staring into the face of an old man. "Greetings. I'm Velseth."

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