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You spin round (or rather, roll round, as the meal worms just knocked you over) to see a giant gorilla! The meal worms wriggle off in fright.
"My hero!" you yell, hugging the Gorilla.
"Muh?" he mumbles - and takes a bite out of you!
Turns out gorillas eat kumquats and hate things that hug 'em. Well, now you're a half-eaten kumquat, held by a hungry gorilla, your bookmobile long forgotten. Doesn't get any worse than that, no way. Nope.
Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)
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