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Ooh, bad luck.

The hot new male hops towards you... and then, to your horror, kicks you to the ground!

"WHAT'VE YOU DONE TO ME?!" he bellows in a deep voice.

"Made you into a male kangaroo. Duh," you sneer. "Got a problem with that?"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK?! Change me back to normal! NOW!" he yells. Apparently he's missing his female hormones, and the kangaroo testosterone coursing through him is sufficent for him to kill you.

"I... don't know how!" you gasp, pain coursing through you as he pummels you mercilessly.

"Too BAD!!!!!" he screams, and the last thought you have before losing consciousness is of being killed by a boxing kangaroo.


Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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