The midgets

There are midgets all around you. Suddenly it goes quiet, as they notice you.

They form a circle around you and start dancing and singing with high pitched voices in an some kind of wierd midget language.

You say to yourself, "Self, this can't be real. I must be hallucinating". "No," Self replies, "This is definitely real."

At this point you don't care that you're holding conversations with yourself. You've obviously gone insane.

Suddenly...

Written by doofsmack (edited by wanderer)

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