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You cobble together an extra-large bikini from old clothes, hoping your extra layers of fat will keep you warm. You have to go barefoot, as none of your shoes will fit your fat horny feet (and with your weight, you'll wear out any shoe leather very quickly!)
Now ready to face the outside world, you open the front door...and are shocked to find a jungle outside. It probably doesn't matter anyway, you think as you start to squeeeeze your belly through the doorway. You're not sure you'll be able to fit through!
Written by Andrew Anorak
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