Ronald is very determined, you'll give him that

When you return to consciousness, you are lying on the floor with a pillow under your head. Grimace, the big purple "thing" you remember from McDonald's commercials as a kid, is applying a moist towel to your forehead.

"Feeling better, little friend?" Grimace asks you.

You shove the towel away and spring to your feet. You look around you and see that you are inside what appears to be a McDonalds restaurant, complete with service counter, tables, chairs, booths, a children's playground, and restrooms in the back. You see McDonalds employees behind the counter, but notice that there are no customers anywhere to be seen, not even at the drive-thru window.

"Yee-aaaah!" you cry out, and you turn to run out the door . . . only to run right into Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar!

"Oof!" Ronald groans as you bang into his chest.

You try to push Ronald and Hamburglar out of your way, but find that you do not have much strength left. You start to feel faint and lean against a table for support.

Ronald grabs his chest in pain and pauses to catch his breath. Then, he speaks to you. "Hey, there," he says sympathetically, still gingerly holding his hand on his chest. "Don't be scared. We just wanted to offer you a Big Mac with a large fry."

"I . . . don't . . . need . . . a Happy Meal," you protest weakly. "I need . . . a doctor." You slowly lower yourself into a metal chair at the table.

"Oh, you'll be fine," Ronald insists. "All you need is a Big Mac and fries."

It seems that Ronald, Grimace, and Hamburglar are going to be persistent in their attempts to get you to eat their food. Should you take them up on their offer or turn them down again?

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