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To Serve Hippos.

There is a huge banquet on the other side of the doors. "WHOA," you think, "This guy must really like to feed hippos." The aroma of the food makes your mouth water, and you quickly forget that you just ate the contents of an entire fridge.

The man leads you to a stool that reminds you of a platform for elephants in the circus. You sit down on it, and the man wraps a napkin around your neck ... and then the banquet begins. The man brings you many plates of food, all cooked to perfection. You eat them greedily. Plate after plate comes, and after the 8th course, you notice that your stomach has gained a few more rolls. You no longer care ... hippos are supposed to be big.

You continue to eat. Finally, there is no more food on the table, and your body now resembles an overstuffed, gray suasage. The man suddenly comes over and measures your gut. 'That's weird', you think. Then you notice a book on the counter. It is titled, "How to Cook for Fifty People in One Dish".

You struggle to get over to the book, your now overwhelming gut making it extremely hard to move. You see the book has a bookmark in it, and open to the page ... it has a recipe that fills you with fear. Hippo a l'orange. What do you do?


Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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