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Getting A-Round

You decide that if you find the guy who sold you the pills, maybe he can give you an antidote. You check the label on the bottle for any clues to where to look. "Huuuummmmm, this is interesting," you think. "There are instructions on the bottle in case of emergencies. 'Come to "WeightDevisions, Inc" for any complaints, misuses, or refills'." You check the map, but see that the company is across town. You have a long way to go ...

After the long walk across the hall, your enormous belly bouncing all the way, you finally reach the door of the building. You now see that you have a problem; your waist size far exceeds the width of the door. If you try to make it through, you'll be trapped. You will have to break through the wall.

You back up, or waddle back as the case may be, and attempt to ram the wall and door, but your great weight will not allow you to pick up speed. By the time you reach the door again, you're exhausted and covered in sweat, so you lean against the wall to rest. Suddenly, you hear a cracking sound, and the wall gives way before you.

That takes care of one problem.

You waddle through the hole in the wall and start down the street. You walk until you feel you cannot walk anymore. Finally, you have to stop, to rest and catch your breath.

You look at your surroundings, and realize you have only made it to the end of the driveway. That's it, you need a ride! But who will give a blob of a hippo a ride? Better yet, what vehicle will support your weight?


Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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