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Plotting Your Revenge

"Lead the way!" you bark at Fred. "I've got a score to settle with Mr. Raffles!"

With Fred's help, you eventually manage to squeeze through the doors and waddle up the stairs. Fortunately for you, it is late at night, and the streets are practically deserted. With Fred on your back, you trot briskly towards Raffles' home.

Along the way, you contemplate all the terrible things you'd like to do to Raffles. Which should you do first, bite him in half with your powerful hippo jaws or crush him to a bloody pulp beneath your gargantuan hippo buttocks? Maybe Fred will hold Raffles down while you roll over onto him, suffocating him beneath your rolls of blubber. You let out a hippo-sized chuckle.

A short time later, you and Fred arrive at Raffles' house on the outskirts of town. Aside from the ten-foot wrought iron fence along the perimeter of the lot, it appears to be a modest and perfectly ordinary dwelling. Should you crash through the fence or let Fred sneak in first?


Written by Funny Animal

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