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Weightdevisions, Inc., is located in a nondescript industrial park. As you waddle towards the lobby, a side door in the main building opens, and a man carrying a large cardboard box comes out. You recognize him immediately: It's the guy who sold you the bottle of "miracle" diet pills at the gym! "HEY, YOU!" you bellow at the man, and you begin moving in his direction.

The salesman, seeing an enormous and very angry anthropomorphic hippopotamus lumbering towards him, immediately drops the box he is carrying and retreats back into the building. You notice in passing that dozens of bottles of diet pills have spilled from the box. Reaching the door, you rest your gargantuan belly against it and lean forward. The door, and most of the surrounding wall, collapses inward, revealing an office area. You find the salesman cowering in a cubicle, with no apparent escape route. You've cornered him!


Written by Funny Animal (edited by wanderer)

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