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The Best Laid Plans

Having a plan is one thing, but putting that plan into action is something else. First there's those stupid horns glued to your face; they seem to be bumping into everything. "Oh, well, it's all part of being an anthro-rhino," you think. "Get used to it."

Then there's the matter of transportation. Most cars simply aren't designed for creatures that stand nearly eight feet tall and weigh several thousand pounds. After a few valiant attempts, you give up trying to squeeze into your Grand Am and decide to take the bus.

Strolling down the sidewalk, you encounter some neighborhood boys riding their skateboards. They stare at you momentarily, then rapidly depart in the opposite direction. Strange. You'd think that kids raised on Ninja Turtles would have no trouble accepting someone like you.

Waiting at the bus stop, you begin to realize just how hungry you are. For some reason the shrubbery across the street is starting to look mighty tasty. A quick nibble wouldn't hurt, would it?


Written by Funny Animal

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