Crazy yellow building

You walk into the mage of humor's building of operations. It is quiet a strange place indeed for it is painted yellow everywhere even all the furniture pictures on the walls even the secretarys clothes are yellow.

Any way you walk up to the secretary and ask if you can see the mage. "Hold on a minute",she says in that typically anoying high pitched secretarys voice. When all of a sudden a large puff of smoke there where the secretary was sitting is a man with an orange beard and a long purple robe with one of those goofy wizard hats on his head.

"Good day to you two, what can I do for you both today", he says in a goofy voice.

"Can you fix this", you say and point to your body.

"This too", blurts in Luke.

"Sure", he says than he starts to giggle.

"How much?", you say.

"Well, this service shouldn't be too hard ... I'll say around $2.87" hey says almost with a giggle in his voice.

You reach into your skin-tight pants and pull out a toonie and a loonie. "This is good ... sorry, no change" responds the mage. Then out of nowhere he whisks up a wand and babbles something ... then there is a loud puff of smoke and you look at yourself and realize this isn't what you wanted at all. He has ...

Written by A-non Omass (edited by wanderer)

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