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Slip of the Tongue

"Don't worry," Albert calls, "I'm here." Standing behind you, the huge gator bends down low and grasps your flabby torso in his massive arms. With a cheerful "Alley-oop!" he lifts you to your feet.

"Whoo!" Albert exhales sharply. "No wonder Jake made you go vegetarian. I guess regular food makes your metabolism go haywire." Playfully, he reaches out and pats your big round belly.

You blush momentarily...but then you become suspicious. "How did you know I was vegetarian?" you demand. "Have you been spying on me or something?"

Albert's head snaps back. "Spying? No way!" he hisses. "Jake's the one who told us about you. He was planning to bring you in here next month."

You hang your head in shame. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have accused you like that."

"Hey, it's okay," the gator replies softly. "It must be tough for you, dealing with so much all at once."

Albert suddenly becomes playful again. "Okay, enough talking for now!" he declares. "Let's you and me WRASSLE!"


Written by Funny Animal (edited by wanderer)

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