Irene The Werewolf Slayer

You look down at Irene and you can't imagine biting her. She's too good, too sweet ...

As you contemplate this, Irene looks up and smiles. "Gotcha." With that, she shoves a stake into your heart. You fall to the ground in agony.

"You're no match for the wolf slayer", she declares as she stands above you. But before she can say anything else, you jump back up.

"Stakes only work on vampires", you howl derisively. "Maybe they shouldn't've picked a blonde as a slayer".

"Wh - What are you gonna do to me???" she stammers. Still seething, you ...

Written by Luved One (edited by wanderer)