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Or as the Zen Master put it, "Make me one with everything!"

Soon, a god-only-knows-how-many-layered, pizza is spread before you on the corner table. You lick your lips heartedly and pull a huge slice off. It's easly as thick as a computer monitor is high. (Hey, you were hungry.

With a huge bite, the first giant slice is gone and you find yourself licking your fingers and patting your belly. You continue eating, slice by slice, taking your time. You're in no big rush today, since you're on a month's holiday from work. (It pays to save up all those freebie days.)

As you get through 3 slices of your pizza, you find your clothes are getting a little tight. You don't pay much attention to it, though ... there's no way a pizza can put that much weight on a person. You keep eating until you finish off the pizza completely, then push yourself out of your seat ... then fall flat on your butt. Your sense of balance is all wrong. Why? Because for that one pizza, you must have gained at least 400 lbs!

From what you can see, it's a miracle you could get out of where you were sitting. With a grunt, you bring yourself back to a sitting position. How could one pizza put 400 lbs on a person?! But then again, you aren't strictly human anymore ... and what was that rule you heard about feeding pets table scraps? Oh, yeah ... they get really fat.

Now, you wish you would have remembered advice like that. You try to pick yourself up off the floor, but can't even do that. You're stuck! And the humans in the area just walk right by, not even giving you a second glance. It would take a terrifically strong person to help you up, after all.

With a snap, one of the suspenders on your overalls breaks, and your belly is now visible to the world. The once overside WFW shirt rides up to a few inches below the top of the overall. But more than enough for people to see. You just wish you could go home.


Written by Rakeesh (edited by wanderer)

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