No, it's too gruesome!

Katie Couric. You see her straight ahead of you, and you go in for the kill, figuratively speaking. Before you spring, however, she turns and bites you!

Before your wondering eyes, your fur melts away. "O God!" you shout in a revoltingly perky voice. "I've been cursed by Katie Couric!" Your hideous transformation continues, and before long, the two of you are indistinguishable, except that your hairdo is much better. What difference does it make, though? Your life is over.