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You are very shocked. You never expected anything like this to happen. Just as you begin to prepare for a mental meltdown, you hear a friendly voice. Your wife is home. Then Cheryl approaches the door to greet your wife and explain everything. You think. The other two take you farther away from the door. You ask them the one thing that is bothering you. You ask, "Why did you ask our favorite animals." They respond, "We cannot be adopted by full humans, so we need to make sure you don't mind the transformation." You respond, "Oh that's why." Then you hear an, "OWWWWW!," and the full weight of what was just said dawns on you. Your wife comes in. She transforms into a wereplatypus just like Cheryl. She seems to enjoy it. What are you going to do now?

Written by Mitchell Lord (edited by wanderer)

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