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The Priesthood Today

"No, this is a good omen," you tell your soon-to-be-mate. "The other day, I received a flyer in the mail, advertising werewolf priests. I found it strange at the time, but now, I'm glad that I saved it!"

Tiana is happy and urges you to locate the flyer. You crawl to your bedroom to retrieve it, not bothering to read any more than the telephone number included. A young-sounding man answers your call.

"My fiancée and I need your services right away. Money is no object," you assert.

"Dude, that's awesome!" replies the young-sounding man. "Is this, like, a wedding, or something?"

"Exactly," you say. "Can you be right over?"

"Just give me twenty minutes," he agrees. You hang up the receiver and cuddle with Tiana until the doorbell rings.

"It's open!" you bark.

A balding lad enters the room, carrying some sort of large trunk. He is followed by, presumably, two of his peers. One swings an electric guitar, and the other, a drum set. You are dismayed to see "Werewolf Priests" emblazoned in bold, black letters on the centre drum. "Crazy costumes, Dude!" yells the balding lad.


Written by Joey Liverwurst (edited by wanderer)

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