Game 2 | Game 2 Outline |
Apparently, through the mixtures of chemicals, you have created the Bespectecled, Bobble-hatted hero of countless children's books!
As Waldo turns and sees you, he shrieks. "AHH! DAMN YOU! HOW HAVE YOU FOUND ME!"
"Well," you stammer, "you see your Waldo-ness, it's like this..."
"Never mind." Waldo replies, thinking to himself. He looks at you again, with unimaginable hatred and rage in his eyes. "If the Wizard Whitebeard were here, you would have something to cry about. However, since that is not the case, you are entitled to the Waldo Family Fortune."
"The Waldo Family Fortune?" you question, "Where might this fortune be found?"
"Look behind you!" he replies angrily. You look and see nothing but a blank wall. You suddenly feel a crack to the back of the head, and fall to the floor.
Waldo, bludgeoning you repeatedly with his cane whilst laughing like a madman, shrieks "AHAHAHAH! THE DAY IS MINE, YOU FIEND! YOU ROGUE! YOU HOOLIGAN!" You are summarily beaten into submission, bordering in and out of conciousness.
Waldo stands above you, smiling an evil smile. "And now, you brigand, something to make sure you don't follow me." Pulling several unbroken test-tubes, Waldo pours them down your throat. "Let's see you find me now." He sets off down the corridor. "LET'S SEE YOU FIND ME NOW!!!!"
You can feel your body beginning to change into something else, and you wonder: Why, throughout this whole ordeal, didn't the Freds help you out?
Written by Dr. Strangelove