Your Unpopular Decision

"My favourite animal?" you question, a sly grin overtaking your face.

"Sure," answers the delivery boy, and your wife nods in agreement.

"Whatever your favourite animal is, Darling, I promise that you shall spend the rest of your days as one."

You take a deep breath before addressing your furry companions. "In that case," you say, "my favourite animal is the naked ape, also known as a human being!" You burst out laughing, but no one else in the room joins you. In fact, the delivery boy scowls and punches you in the stomach.

Written by Joey Liverwurst

You get your wish, sort of.

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