Um . . .

"Sorry, guv", you stammer. "It wasn't my fault. He was coming at me, and hitting me and stuff."

"No excuses", he cries as he nears you. "You killed him. Killed him dead! Now you too shall DIE!!!"

"Errrr....Look over there!", you scream, and run...

Written by Jiminy jetson (edited by wanderer)