Unbelievable!

You have only minutes to find Albert and Fred, and you dash recklessly through the crowds. When you reach the meeting place, you spot the gator facing away from you.

"Albert!" you bellow. "Back here!"

The gator twists around. "There you are!" he exclaims. "Wait 'til you hear what Fred and I..." Albert stops. He does a double take. "Whoa, look at you!" he whistles. "What'd you do, sneak in a workout when I wasn't looking?"

You can't stop grinning as your gator friend ogles your magnificent musculature. You want to flex every muscle in your body, but you recall what happened the last time you tried that stunt. Instead, you simply show off your mammoth biceps.

"Unbelievable!" Albert gasps. "You know what? I think your...Let's find out!" The gator unexpectedly bends down, positions his own arm alongside yours, and flexes his own biceps. "Incredible," he murmurs.

You blink in disbelief. Your upper arm is actually bigger around than Albert's!

Written by Funny Animal

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