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Albert gapes at you for several more seconds. Finally you call out, "Hello? Anybody home?"
The gator forces his eyes away from your body and up to your face. "I...I'll, uh, go get you a...a blanket or...or something," he babbles.
"A blanket?" you ask. "Why do I need a...oh, no! Not again." You look down and see--what else?--your clothes lying in shreds on the floor. You look back at Albert, only to find him once again ogling your stupendous physique.
"Look, Albert," you say, "why don't you sit down and take it easy? I'll go find something to cover up with. Okay?"
"Yeah," the gator mumbles. "Take it easy. Yeah." Shaking your head and sighing, you leave Albert standing slack-jawed in your living room.
As you lumber into your bedroom, you think, "That's odd. This door seems a lot narrower than I remember." Turning a corner, you come face-to-face with your reflection in a full-length mirror--and nearly faint!
"Oh, wow!" you think. "No wonder Albert was gawking at me!"
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