Nothing to Wear

Your new build may be awesome, but it's also impractical: none of your clothes will fit. Desperate, you pull the sheets and blankets from your bed. First you wrap a sheet around yourself toga-style (forget it). Then you try wearing the sheet like a diaper (no way!). Finally, you rip a hole in a blanket and wear the blanket like a poncho. That might work, but without undergarments the risk of exposure is just too great.

In frustration, you knock over your hamper, spilling dirty laundry across the floor. One item in the pile catches your attention: a pair of black shorts made of some elastic material. Maybe, just maybe...

You slip one leg into the shorts, then the other. So far, so good. You whisper a quick prayer and then pull up. The shorts slide tightly but smoothly over your waist. Success!

You turn back to the mirror--and blush. Technically speaking, you are now "clothed," but the shorts are so tight that they leave nothing to the imagination. Oh, well, it'll have to do.

Written by Funny Animal

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