I Feel Good!

Even with two masseurs working on you, it takes over an hour to give your massive body a thorough rub-down. When it is over, you leap off the table, feeling wonderfully refreshed. The bear and gorilla, however, are nearly exhausted.

"Thanks, guys!" you say to the worn-out pair. "I feel great!"

"You're welcome," the gorilla wheezes.

"Yeah," pants the bear. "Our pleasure."

As you make your way toward the wrestling ring, you overhear the gorilla whispering to the bear, "Man! Did you see the deltoids on that dude?"

"Yeah," the bear whispers back. "And what about those lats?"

You smile inwardly at the compliments. "Enjoy it while you can," a tiny voice in your head advises. "Who knows what tomorrow may bring?"

Albert the alligator is already in the wrestling ring, stretching his long sinewy limbs. "Ready to rumble?" he asks you with a toothy grin.

"Yes, I am!" you shout, beating your chest like a bad Tarzan impersonator. "Let's do it!"

Written by Funny Animal

First round: You and Albert size each other up

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