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"This is silly," you muse to yourself. "Here I am at what appears to be a very nice hotel, and I have not even looked around my own room, much less the rest of the place." You determine that you are at a fancy resort, and you go downstairs to ask for more information.

At the foot of the staircase, you spot a gorgeous woman on the other side of the room. You reach in your pocket for a breath mint and are delighted to find several pastilles wrapped in plastic. You try one, and while bitter, it leaves your mouth feeling fresher than before. You approach the woman to ask for the time, and perhaps a date.

"Pardon me," you begin, "but I seem to have misplaced my watch."

The woman smiles and checks the time. "It's eight o'clock sharp," she replies. "Are you here for one of the expositions?" You nod, and so does she. "The teeth give you away," she explains with a wink.

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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