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Looking for Love

You wander into the nearest bar and approach a ravishing young woman whose back is turned away from you. "How are you this evening?" you ask, extremely careful not to whinny.

The ravishing young woman repositions herself, and her eyes light up at the sight of your manly face. "Terrific," she says. "Would you like to go outside, where we can talk in private?"

You nod to signal that you would, and the two of you stroll arm in arm out of the dim, dingy watering hole. As you open your mouth to speak, however, the ravishing young woman stops you. "What is with your legs?" she asks in apparent revulsion.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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