"Would'ja like to take a survey?"

"I was wondering if you would like to answer a few questions," the monkeywolf asks you in a drawl as it stands erect and opens a small notepad.

But you've had enough of these creatures! "NO! I'm very busy. I'm running a tight schedule here, and have an appointment to make in ten minutes," you finally snap, and turn about on your heels and march the other direction, leaving a stunned, slack-jawed monkeywolf staring at your back.

Then a hand-paw thing grabs your elbow and turns you around. "Sir, this will only be just a minute," it explains as it draws out what appears to be ... a catalogue! Oh, Lordy, you deal with these marketeering, poll-taking, advertising people on the phone, at malls, and in front of supermarkets, but this is RIDICULOUS!

What to do now?

Written by Hypogryph (edited by wanderer)

You grit your teeth and...
you take the survey and...

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