Fullfilling the void

From the blinding light a very tall goddess appears telling you your the man of her dreams! "Sacre Bleu!" you shout "You are six inches taller than me and have beautiful long hair. You are just saying these things because someone has put you up to the task of seducing me and stealing my GODLY POWER!!! Shut up before I slap you!!" She insists that you are wrong and that she is in complete love with you. Just as you decided to take the bait 100 Jay Leno clones wearing T-shirts that say "I'm with Stupid" appear.....

Written by John

You wake up in a cold sweat.

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