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Meet Raffles

You open your eyes, and instantly smell cakes, bread, and all sorts of other delectables. Looking around, you see a strange amalgamation of structures ... it looks like a high tech bakery, with a conveyor belt carrying food all over, but at the same time there's high-tech equiptment, and chemicals that look like a mad scientist's lair. Examining yourself, you find yourself bound to a steel post by ropes that encircle your entire body. By the feel of things, you've put on a few pounds as well in the process. Right beside you is Fred, who is chained to a second post like a dog on a leash.

"About time you woke up," he says, "You're looking thinner." Before you can react, you hear maniacal laughter. You see Raffle step out of the shadows, dressed in a white lab coat. "What do you want?" you say furiously. "Why, what all people want", he yells, "power, respect, and a lifetime supply of beany-babies!" Okay, this guy's flipped. "They laughed at me, they said it couldn't be done, but I'll prove them wrong! Soon, all the world will know my name." He continues in his mad ranting. "Soon, I'll transform the world into animals and fancy cheeses, AND I'LL RULE THEM ALL!!!" He laughs like, well, a mad scientist. "But first, I need to take care of a few ... meddlers." He takes a threatening step toward you, holding what looks like a large syringe. Suddenly, one of the monitors comes on, and a woman's face is seen. "Doctor..." she says.

"What is it? I'm in the middle of something important."

"Your mint tea and crackers are ready."

Raffles quickly tosses the syringe to the side. "OOOOooo, mint tea!" He then skips merrily out of the lab.


Written by Jack (edited by wanderer)

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