Duh

Then suddenly you realize that even though you will be really slow as a you-sicle, you can always just change back! KAPOOF!!! In a flash, you're back to normal, and you easily dance out of the way of the onrushing cloud, turning in time to blast 27.89 holes in the sucker as it comes around for another pass.

You can tell that the cloud is getting weary of the chase, because of its heavy breathing and the big cartoon sweat drops flying out of its forehead. But mere weariness will not be enough to battle this, your third-greatest foe ever, to the ground. No, no, you'll need something more than stalling tactics.

Glancing about the room again, you notice an unopened package of uncooked spaghetti noodles on your right, a rusty tin can with the word "Tillslapstaco" printed on the label 7 feet behind you, and attached to the ceiling is a French Rhyming Dictionary.

Written by Will Shakeyspear (edited by wanderer)

Open the can of "Tillslapstaco" and eat whatever's inside.

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