Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa........

You decide to call the mage. "Hello, this is MASTER MAGE, how can I help you?"

You try to explain, but in your panic all that comes out is "Transformation curse... outsi... woman..." (How did THAT get there?)

"Okay, you got it. Bye." CLICK.

You suddenly feel very strange. You...

Written by an anonymous author (with minor edits by Phaedrus)